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They knew.

You can tell by his double chin, they knew.

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(Below a drawing of a man with a large nose) Amplicatus, I know that Icarus is buggering you. Salvius wrote this.

The actual drawing from 2,000 years ago
 
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Meanwhile there are entities much like it but unfathomably larger and when they die, they release a death wail so powerful, they literally rip holes in reality itself to give birth to bizarro beings that are so blasphemously indescribable, all human understanding breaks down upon merely contemplating their nature.



And we understand this through wizards of the modern age who decipher the arcane nature of reality through a nigh-incomprehensible runic language